DO to the fact that I am currently working as a lifeguard this summer I've got horribly noticeable tan lines.
And due to my ethnicity and luck, I tan very easily.
I swear I apply sunblock, you know me-Afraid of cancer and wrinkles.{I know-slight hypochondriac- very slight}
Anyway
I look like this-------->
:sigh:
Well not exactly- I have a head, toes and fingers and I can't say I resemble a rotisserie chicken per-say.
Oh. But my tan-lines 'arnt that of a bikini{I wish!}- it's of a one-piece sport swimsuit. But basically this is what I look like.
So...
Yeah I'm not gonna lie, it's sort of freakish lookin'.
and it's only gonna get worse.
Hope you'll enjoy!
love your two-toned wife
No comments:
Post a Comment