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Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts

11/1/10

November


Dear Mom,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
29 and lookin' fine!
We love you much!
Love us!



Dear hubs,
The other day you announced that November is 'No shave November'
Hm.
I dunno about this.
You. Not shaving for a whole month??
I don't think boys understand how stubble feels on our soft feminine skin.
If you wish to take a walk in our super cute high heels try rubbing a high grit sand paper all over your face. Over and over again.
Yeah- It may look sexy and

all buuuuut it gets old the second

your face gets rubbed raw.
Once it gets longer and softer then you can kiss me all you want but for now, kissing will be brief.. ;)

Here's are some beautiful bearded men.

Love wifers
*All creepy men were found on google.

You can check out the story behind this picture here. The hubs and I had a good laugh but I must warn you.. It's kinda crude. And... I believe the Hubs has a pair of some of those glasses.

6/29/10

Oompah!

Dear husband,

I heard this the other day and thought I would share.




According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs and a head with two faces. Fearing their powers, Zeus split them in two, condemning them to spend the rest of their lives searching for their other halves.


How amazingly romantic is that?!? I love this quote or fable- whatever it is- it's good!









Love your other half

5/16/10

Yes I would like a salad

Dear husband,

I have a confession.
I'm kind of a health nut. Not a crazy one- but a definite health nut.

Yes I do self diagnose myself and yes they are usually extreme diagnosis like brain tumors or diverticulitis but that's not what I'm talking about.
There is a difference between slight hypochondriac and health nut.

Being a health nut means caring what I put into my body, exercising like crazy and doing things to boost my mental, physical, spiritual and personal well being. I don't count calories per-say, but I roughly try to eat 1500 calories a day. And yes, sometimes I give in to fating foods, but I figure it's all about the quantity you eat.

I want to be healthy! I feel amazing when I eat lots of fruits and veggies and drink water till my pee turns clear! I strive for total health!


But my condition, of course, cannot go without blame. I blame my health nuttiness and slight hypochondrizum on my Health Science major and professors. They have taught me all the risk factors with not being healthy,and on top of that I had to learn all sorts of diseases and illness along with their signs and symptoms.


Anyway, I'm sorry.
I'm still developing the habit and lifestyle. I want to remain fit and healthy through-out my life!

Love wife