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Dear husband,Us lady folk are well aware of the simple and straight forward way to a mans heart.With a knife-through his stomach!Am I right??Don't deny it- I know I won you over with those amazing apple turnovers 8 months ago.
{And bravo to you for sweetly manipulating me and my roomie into taking a few of our finished product over to your apartment that night.}Anyway, I thought you may be in need of some assistance in knowing the ways of a woman's heart. Of course it's a lot more complicated and a little more intert
wined than the male species- but that's what differentiates us from you.
{well that and our differences in anatomy and such}
I know you may think you don't need this map of our kind, sensitive hearts. But let me tell you- with every happy flowery field there is, there's always a dark scary forest. So I'm giving you this map so that you can avoid those dark scary forest- and I know your "natural male instinct" is to not ask for direction and to avoid using the map, but trust me, your going to want to use it.Love you and good luck!Love wife
Dear Husband,
My attempts to become domestic are rather pathetic- But I can assure you I'm taking baby steps to become your overall Wonder Woman-Master of everything womanly! You should be proud of me- today I trekked the land of the unknown. Sewing.
Too many, sewing is a simple task, but for me, well, lets just say my attempts to sew have ended in many tears, waste of fabric and blood shed. Anyway, The button on my favorite short gradually came loose to the point where buttoning them was pointless so I sewed the button back 
on! yes I sewed it back on successfully! and since I had no thread, I frantically searched for something I could possibly sew it on with. So... after minutes of thinking and digging around my junk drawer I found dental floss! And waaalaa!
I'm so proud of myself! No longer will the "Honey, Can you sew my button back on?" question make me pretend i broke all 10 of my fingers or have a sudden out break of arthritis.
p.s I have also decided I'm going to be Wonder Woman with a twist of Macgyver.
-Love Wife.
wined than the male species- but that's what differentiates us from you.
