Hormone hormones hormones

Dear hubby-to-be

Sorry about the semi-permanent PMS junk.
Birth control makes me super moody. Especially towards you.
I'm a brat and I'm sorry.
It's the stupid things that make me wanna cry or bite off your head.
Hopefully my body can adjust these next 2 weeks.

Love semi- permanent PMSing wife

Odd ball

dearest husband,
Sorry I've been writing lots of list lately!

10 odd things I love.


I love learning about human anatomy
I love the way the world looks in the morning
I love a good hard exhausting workout
I love dumpster diving
I love eating yogurt threw my teeth
I love feeling the fabric of clothing before purchasing and the feel of it often determines whether or not I purchase that item.
I love learning about diseases, viruses and parasites
I love staying up really really late- although I never can, but I try
I love eating Jell-o threw a straw when it's slightly liquidy
I love the smell of home-depot and freshly printed on paper

10 odd thing I dislike
(Note: some of these items I strongly dislike but have chosen not to say hate coughfeetcough}

I dislike feet
I dislike stinky breath
I dislike ear wax and boogers
I dislike the smell of formaldehyde
I dislike the color combo red and green with exceptions of using them near or during the Christmas holiday.
I dislike brushing my hair
I dislike artificial orange and grape flavored candy and drinks
I dislike "mouth and throat noises" some people make when eating or drinking
I dislike Darth Vader level heavy breathers
I dislike sharing drinks with others (with some exceptions of course!)

love wife

Not a fan

Dear hubby,

For future reference here's a list of food's I'm not to fond of.

• Mayo and or Miracle whip
  
• Cheesecake- makes me gag
  
• Lasagna- Bad experience. Lasagna vomit everywhere.
  
• Canned tuna (sometimes I can eat it id its fresh) stinky stinky.
  
• Bologna- as well as some other lunch meats.
• Potato salad-ew.
  
• Macaroni salad- sick!
• Nuts in my brownies and other baked goods. It's a tricky one though- sometimes I will like them and sometimes I hate them.

I'm fully aware that you love some of these food mentioned above- I will make sacrifices and cook anything and everything for you. (I will just make something else or have my own variation.)

I only have one exception.
You have to drain the nasty tuna juice out of the nasty tuna can yourself.

Love your picky eater